Everyone is going crazy about the swine flu, so I'm going to tell you: It's no big deal!
It is true that some pregnant woman did die from swine flu and maybe some people whose immune systems weren't strong enough, but a lot more people die from the regular flu.
Oh, and another thing, supposedly I had the swine flu. I had flu symptoms only now the flu isn't supposed to be going around. So...
I never even went to the doctor's office and I recovered. Like that. So stop being paranoid. I've said enough.